Thursday, December 6, 2012

Biz-naz Interruptions

I would like to preface this by saying that I actually had something fairly interesting to share today but thanks to Andrew making me watching an old 1980-something Demi Moore movie, it's now 10:45pm and I am one sleepy chick. With that said, I am not about to upload the pictures from my semi-interesting day off Monday (which may or may not have included ripping my pants at the gyno, grocery shopping with wine in hand, and visiting an NFL players house). No big deal. You can hear about that when I'm not so lazy.

Today my friends, you get to hear about the first thing I do when I get up in the morning, what I rush to do as soon as I get home from work, and the last thing I do before I go to beddy bye.
It involves taking off your pants and some people do it standing up.

I pee. PEE people. 

No matter what you were thinking... most don't prefer an audience for either.
Except Jenna Jameson, she doesn't seem to mind.

I get an audience every.single.time.

Here I am below, just sitting on the pot, doing my hourly instagram/email checks, minding my own business when BOOM someone opens the zoo gates. I have a cat jumping on my lap (watch the phone! we've had way too many toilet drops.) and a dog whining/jumping sporadically on my leg.


The pup is persistent. Persistent pup (don't you love alliteration?) while thencat gives up and jumps right back into spoiled brat mode (illustrated below this).

(yes i have a lot of boots.. those come off before the instagraming begins.)

My cat will only drink water out of a running faucet. God forbid us leave him alone for a couple days- he would thirst to death.


So there you have it.. a dog midway on my lap, a cat beside me slurping out of the fountain and me, way to distracted to even remember if I peed yet or not.

Most pointless post ever.
And yes, I sat there and snapped pictures of my pets interrupting my biz-naz.
No shame, no game. 

6 comments:

  1. Ba-ha-ha. I laugh because this is also MY life! My husband doesn't understand why the frups (yes, I call my dogs frups) follow me into the bathroom. Sometimes I feel lonely if they don't come in... :)

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  2. Hahahaha my dog does the same thing. My cats on the other hand like to sit outside a closed door and try to play with the rug inside the bathroom. Entertaining, to say the least.

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  3. Haha - our cat does the same thing w/ sink water in the AM's when I'm getting ready. Luckily, he also drinks it out of a bowl - and would probably drink toilet water if he was thirsty enough ;)

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